I just came back from work and what do I find in the bathroom? My lotion bottle is out of place on the edge of the sink, and the "pump-top" is unscrewed. Reasons why I have a problem with this:
1. Why is he using my lotion?
2. If he is using it, why can't he be more clever about it?
3. For what purpose is he using the lotion, to where the quantity of lotion the pump provides isn't sufficient, and therefore he must remove the top and have a "heaping" amount of lotion.
Yes I thought so.